Cleaning out the hard drive, found this...

Is it just me or do people take St. Patrick's Day too far? I have green eyes and a shirt with a green embroidery and suddenly I get my arm pinched a dozen times? I'm not even Irish; the closest my family tree ever got to that country was England, and I personally see that as a conflict of interest. I am all for getting drunk. Hell, I might have a few shots before the end of the really good (or really really bad) day. But do you need to assault the cones of my eyes with so much freaking green?