That asshole

I can't believe what has been going on here. I was supposed to meet up with my buddies Fred and Ethan for a script meeting and Fred didn't show up! We only meet for scripts like, what? Once or twice a month? And the son of a bitch cancels last minute because he had to go see a “doctor.” I'm calling shenanigans on this; until proven otherwise, I am going to just assume he went to a rub and tug parlor. I refuse to believe that he couldn't make an appointment for his “colonoscopy” on Monday. It's not like he has anything better to do this week!